You Might Be A Terrorist….

Since our illustrious VP, Joe Biden, has re-defined a word for all of us, in keeping with his new understanding of the word “Terrorist”, I have come up with some easily recognizable phrases for him in the vein of “You Might Be A Redneck” by my friend Jeff Foxworthy.  That way Biden can spot us from at least a field or two away.  And I am still waiting for his reply to my letter I sent him!

If you believe in owning a gun is a Constitutional right… youuu might be a terrorist!

If your gunrack contains more than one gun… youuu might be a terrorist!

If you believe in cutting the deficit and forcing the Gov’t to live within its means… youuu might be a terrorist!

If you think you pay too much in taxes already… youuu might be a terrorist!

If you think that we should drill for oil in the U.S… youuu might be a terrorist!

If you believe free speech is guaranteed under the First Amendment… youuu might be a terrorist!

If you believe that the American Dream requires hard work and not some law that takes into consideration the color of your skin… youuu definitely might be a terrorist!

If you think you should show some form of identification at the voting booth… youuu are a terrorist!

If you believe that a Gov’t that forces you to take health care is an infringement in your rights… youuu might be a terrorist!

 If you believe we should stop  giving the United Nations billions a dollars a year to rule against our best interest… youuu might be a terrorist!

And if Joe Biden believes and has determined that millions of  you are a terrorist because you have stood up for your Constitutional Rights and voiced your opinion about your own Gov’t, then he is one dumb ________…  I mean “HE IS A REDNECK!

Paul Smith

Delegate to the Republican Party

Former Candidate for Congress 2008-2010

Taking our Government back, one day at a time!

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